Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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