The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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