how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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