how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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