Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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