just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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