chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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