Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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