I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Randomize
