Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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