Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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