You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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