Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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