On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
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He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
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