This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I party with great urgency now.
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