He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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