Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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