I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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