And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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