unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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