We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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