new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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