i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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