since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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