Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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