she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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