yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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