He is an equal opportunity slut.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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