I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
