i don't plan on having that self control this summer
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
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You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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