in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Church boner. Awkwardddd
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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