Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
they're like a gay fantastic four
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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