i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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