the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
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I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
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Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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