What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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