nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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