you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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