Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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