Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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