We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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