I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
this hospital has no fireball
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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