Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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