Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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