I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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