Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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