Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Dick very happy bro
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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