What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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