I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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