If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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