so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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