I didn't shave. On purpose
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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