and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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