do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Dicks are not precious.
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