what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
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I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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