she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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