i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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