Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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