I just saw a hot homeless man
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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