so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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